Dog food

To all the Chinese teachers … next time you get asked why some folks in China consider dog a type of food, maybe you can start by saying “Turkeys are our favorite pets …”

Say Mommy

My one-year-old started talking. He said “mama”. We were thrilled. Then we realized that he just referred to anything good because he also said “mama” to an orange.

Courtesy?

If you ask a client “if you can extend some professional courtesy …” and she goes “what is professional courtesy?”, it is time to stop right there and move on.